‘Stop right there – don’t come any further – if you do I might gay spray you!’

The Pentagon in trying out a few new non lethal weapons have been looking at a spray that turns enemy forces into homosexuals. No reports are available on the trials but it seems they along with other rayguns and potions have been left aside as unsuccessful.

Pity that really, 10% is not enough…recruit recruit recruit….Wonder what the fundies would say if it worked? If you can be sprayed gay does that mean sexual orientation is inate or not? And if I got shot with it would I be an extra lesbian?