All together now, to the tune of Ten Green Bottles

7 Ministerial bottles hanging on the wall, 7 Ministerial bottles hanging on the wall and if one ministerial bottle should accidentally fall a constitutional crisis could befall us all!

Article 28 of Bunreacht na hEireann (the Irish Constitution)  states that the Government must not be smaller than 7 members or larger than 15 members.  Mind your cabinet minister with their multiple portfolios.  Yes I know, poetry was never my strong point. Delirium is setting in.