Sky News reports that Mourinho has left Stamford Bridge.

BBC News 24 report that senior players received text messages this evening confirming Jose Mourinho’s departure

So no more special one on Today FM? What will Mario Rosenstock do? I predict a No. 1 Record with a new version of ‘I think I better leave right now!

Update 1
Chelsea Fanzine Editor reports seeing Mourinho at a screening of the soccumentary ‘The Blue Revolution’ earlier this evening and all seemed well.

BBC 5 Live cannot confirm if he was pushed or he left voluntarily. An emergency meeting of the Chelsea Board was held this evening and senior players received texts from Jose himself.

Update 2

Some Gift Grub Youtube Links – Shaddup your Face

Jose and his Technicolour Overcoat

Update 3

1.09am – Sky News now say Mourinho was ‘sacked’. BBC News 24 say that he resigned and there is nothing official yet blah blah blah. And I’m off to my bed, unusual fodder for Maman Poulet, normal blogging will return when the inspiration hits!